Well, different things depending where you live, but for us here's how the weekend went-
1. Hubs hovers over the landscape crew as they frantically try to get every tree, plant, and rock in place before the rains come.
They do. There's more to come, but everything that was delivered has been dealt with which is good. Since we're not in charge of the weather there's nothing more we can do in this regard, and the landscaper assures us they will repair what is damaged.
Or blown away.
Or floats down the street.
Speaking of damage...apparently while I was at the supermarket on Saturday the brake on their truck failed and 30,000 pounds of steel rolled unatteded down our street. Thankfully the only thing it took out was our neighbor's mailbox, but just thinking about what could have happened shaved at least ten years off my life.
Back to my list...
2. Inventory the battery stock, check power status on flashlights and camping lantern, move a flashlight upstairs, pull out candles, matches, and my yoga pants. Hey, if I'm hunkering down I wanna be comfy.
3. Use what's in the freezer to make room for bags of ice. Realize the pathetic lack of contents is for once, a blessing.
4. Make your first trip to the market. Buy bags of ice so when the power fails (and we've been assured it will) you can hopefully stretch the longevity of some foods by transitioning to a cooler.
5. On the way home from the market think of items you will definitely need, but didn't buy.
6. Make a second trip to the market. Get everything on your list and thank your lucky stars you don't have to see the inside of that
7. Turn onto your street and notice text from hubs saying you might want to pick up more bottled water as he's doled out some of the stash to a landscape crew of ten.
8. On the way back to the store, stop to fill up the car in case you need to make a quick getaway. Getaway to where I have no idea, because according to one local forecaster, this storm is 'biblical in nature'.
What does that even mean-'biblical in nature'? Did people in Bible times have cars to carry them away from dangerous coasts, supermarkets where they could load up on bottled water, and emergency service personnel doing things like lowering the water in the reservoirs to minimze the damage?
There's plenty of time to contemplate this notion as you sit in a queue at the petrol station, because everyone else in town has the same checklist. All of tinytown is filling up their vehicles, or in many instances their gas cans needed to power their generators.
Which also did not exist in biblical times.
Just sayin'.
Not trying to minimize the seriousness of our current weather predicament, just making an observation about weatherpeople and their love of a good descriptor.
9. Back at the ranch you run the dishwasher, the vacuum, and the washing machine. Pat yourself on the back because every dish is clean, every floor is vacuumed, and every item of clothing is washed, dryed, and put away. The upside of a hurricane if there is such a thing.
10. Make chocolate chip cookies.
That needs no explaination, right?
11. Take a long hot shower, wash and dry hair, and shave your legs. No power means no hot water.
12. No power also means no power. Try not to think about what that means in terms of your morning coffee.
13. Brew coffee before going to bed Sunday night so you can at least have it iced in the morning. Not the same effect as piping hot, but still delivers a very necessary jolt of caffeine.
14. Fill the bathtub. If there's no power we'll have water available to flush toilets. We've been told to plan on being housebound and without power for a full 36 hours. We'll be needing that water.
15. Charge all phones and ipads. Be thankful for your stash of 'real' books. Now you can read without running down the power on your ipad and save that juice for important stuff.
Like checking facebook and your blog.
As an aside, and because I know some of you reading are wondering, the Hodgepodge will post come rain or come shine.
I think.
I've set it to post so now its up to the internet fairies.
16. Make certain there is enough dog food in the storage container to last thru the next few days. Wish you were as oblivious to the impending storm as your pup, who sleeps contentedly in a comfy chair by the TV.
17. Remove all furniture, patio heaters, potted plants, hanging baskets, and pumpkins from the front porch, driveway, and back patio.
Actually...tell hubs to do it. You're making your third trip to the market, remember?
18. Call daughter1 in the suburbs of our nation's capitol and review her checklist.
19. Make a lovely pre-storm roast chicken with sauteed spinach and maple glazed roasted butternut squash. Appreciate a warm meal, cooked in a hot oven, eaten with the lights on.
...and for the things we don't.
