Some things I'm wondering about lately....
1. Do those Direct TV ads featuring an insecure marionette wife make anybody actually want to switch their service to Direct TV? Creepy. Really creepy.
2. Why is swimwear so ding dang expensive?
3. And ridiculously unflattering?
4. Where will I buy cute hostess gifts now that my favorite shop in town is closing its doors?
5. Why is it so hard to figure out which smoke detector in your house is beeping?
6. And why does it stop beeping when you stand under it, then start up again when you step away?
7. What's for dinner?
8. Will my kitchen floor see the vacuum today?
9. Isn't it time for The Bachelor/Bachelorette series to end?
10. Past time?
11. Will I ever be able to do pushups without feeling like I want to cry?
12. World chaos.